Bata sona kahan hai?

Ek raat ek chor ek aadmi ke ghar ghus aaya. Pistol dikhaakar bola: Bata sona kahan hai?

Aadmi: Abe ullu ke patthe, itni si baat ke liye pistol dikhane ki kya zaroorat thi? Poora ghar khaali pada hai, jahan marzi ho, so ja!