Gaon mein aayi baadh

Ekbaar ek gaon mein baadh aayi thi, toh media wale gaon sarpanch ke paas gaye aur puchhe:

Register mein aapke gaon ki abaadi 500 hai, lekin paani se ab tak 900 log nikale ja chuke hain, yeh kaise?

Sarpanch:
Register ka hisaab bilkul sahi hai! Baat yeh hai ki hamare gaon mein kisi ne kabhi helicopter nahi dekha.

Toh jab Army wale unko bachake kinare laate hain, yeh log helicopter dekhne ke chakkar mein phir se paani mein kood jaate hain!

Bhagwan jhooth na bulaye, main khud bhi 9–10 baar paani mein kood chuka hoon!

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