Hookkah piyo, hookkah

Ek mantri paagal khaane ke daure par tha.

Ek paagal bola: Mantriji, ek cigarette aur machis toh do...

Mantri ne de di aur doctor se bola: Yeh paagal toh bilkul theek aur hosh mein lag raha hai.

Paagal ne cigarette tod kar tambaaku apne sir par dala, phir machis jala kar usme aag laga di.

Phir apni pant kholkar bola: Lo Mantriji… hookkah piyo, hookkah!

Phir kya, Mantriji aur Doctor saahab turant waha se bhaag nikle.