Aankh nahi khul rahi

Patni: Chalo uth jao, aath baj chuke hain.

Pati: Yaar aaj na, aankh hi nahi khul rahi, kuch aisi baat sunao jisse meri aankh khul jaaye.

Patni: Jisse aap raat bhar chat kar rahe the woh meri hi fake ID hai!