Kaala aadmi

Ek bahut hi kaala aadmi mar kar swarg pahunchta hai.

Wahan use ek apsara milti hai.

Apsara poochhti hai: Kaun ho tum?

Aadmi impression jamane ke chakkar mein bol deta hai: Main Titanic ka hero hoon!

Yeh sun kar apsara confuse ho jaati hai.

Thodi der sochti hai, phir bolti hai: Arre bhai, pehle yeh bata… Titanic dooba tha ya jala tha?