Naya vacuum cleaner

Ek salesman apna demo dene ke liye ek ghar par aaya aur doorbell bajaya.

Ghar ki lady ne jaise hi darwaza khola, salesman bina kuch bole seedha andar ghus gaya aur floor par poora thaila bhar gobar ka paani daal diya.

Salesman: Madam, challenge dekar keh raha hoon, agar hamara naya vacuum cleaner yeh gobar 3 minute mein saaf na kare, toh yeh gobar main khud chaat-chaat ke kha loonga!

Lady: Sauce lenge saath mein? Chilli ya Tomato?

Salesman: Matlab??

Lady: Matlab, ghar mein electricity hi nahi hai…!!!

Salesman abhi tak hosh mein nahi aaya…