Aajkal ke bachche

Ek ladka school mein apne teacher se maar khaane ke baad seedha unke ghar pahunch gaya.

Ladka: Yeh Mukesh sir ka ghar hai na?

Teacher ki wife: Haan!

Ladka: Aap kaun?

Teacher ki wife: Main unki patni hoon!

Ladka: Toh phir woh chudail kaun hai? Jisse school mein Mukesh sir chipak kar baithe rehte hain?

Ab socho… uske baad kya haal hua hoga Mukesh sir ka!!