Biwi par sharabi ka punch

Raat ko sharabi aur uski biwi ka jhagda ho gaya.

Sharabi: Tu moti, kaali kalooti, daantli kahin ki!

Aurat: Tu nashedi, piyakkad, sharabi kahin ka!

Sharabi zor-zor se hansne laga aur bola: Main toh kal subah theek ho jaaunga… par tu toh aisi hi rahegi!

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