Jab nayi-nayi shaadi hui thi

Biwi: Jab hamari nayi-nayi shaadi hui thi aur main khana bana kar laati thi, toh tum khud kam khaate the, mujhe zyada khilate the.

Pappu: Toh?

Biwi: Toh ab aisa kyu nahi karte?

Pappu: Ab tum khana theek banaane lagi ho.