Johari ki dukaan

Jailer: Ab jail se chutkar kya karoge?

Qaidi: Johari ki dukaan kholunga.

Jailer: Lekin johari ki dukaan kholne ke liye paise kahaan se laaoge?

Qaidi: Huzoor, johari ki dukaan kholne ke liye paise ki nehi, sirf ek hathode ki zarurat hoti hai!