Aaj ka kya programme hai?

Vakil ne kathghare mein khadi khoobsurat yuvti se poochha: Parson raat tum kahan thi?

Yuvti: Apne padosi ke saath restaurant gayi thi.

Vakil ne agla sawaal kiya: Aur kal raat?

Yuvti: Apne doosre padosi ke saath.

Vakil dheere se poochhta hai: Aur aaj ka tumhara kya programme hai?

Tabhi doosra vakil zor se chillaya: Objection, My Lord! Yeh sawaal main pehle hi poochh chuka hoon!