haddiyon ke expert doctor

Do haddiyon ke expert doctor subah-subah walk par nikle.

Aage ek aadmi langdaata hua ja raha tha.

Pehla doctor bola: Lagta hai iski takhne ki haddi toot gayi hai.

Doosra doctor bola: Nahi yaar, ghutne ki haddi tooti hai.

Dono ki behas shuru ho gayi. Fir decide hua ki us aadmi se hi pooch lete hain.

Uske paas jaake doctor ne poocha: Bhaisahab, aapki ghutne ki haddi tooti hai ya takhne ki?

Aadmi bola: Na toh meri ghutne ki haddi tooti hai, aur na hi takhne ki, meri toh chappal toot gayi hai!