Maa se pitne ke baad

Ek bachcha, maa se buri tarah pitne ke baad apne papa se poochta hai -

Baccha: Papa, aap kabhi Pakistan gaye ho?

Papa: Nahi beta…

Baccha: Kabhi Afghanistan gaye ho?

Papa: Nahi beta…

Baccha: Toh phir yeh aatankwadi kahaan se laaye?