Ek Angrez aapne sipahi se kehta hai: Is chor ka kaan kaat do.
Chor: Nahi, mera kaan mat kaato, nahi toh main andha ho jaaunga!
Angrez: Bewakoof, kaan kaatne se koi andha hota hai kya?
Chor: Abe saale, kaan kaat dega toh chashma kya tere baap ke kaan par lagaunga!
