Pappu pareshaan

Pappu bahut pareshaan tha.

Dost ne poocha: Kya hua?

Pappu: Letter box mein dhamki mili hai ki 'Meri biwi se ishq band kar do, warna jaan se maar dunga!’

Dost bola: Toh theek hai, band kar do!

Pappu: Arre yaar, problem ye hai ki letter gumnam hai… samajh hi nahi aa raha kiski biwi se ishq band karna hai...